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A LIL’ ABOUT ME

1988: While kids jumped their bikes outside, my brother and I used a tape recorder to “broadcast” radio shows in the basement.

Present Day: I’m still an indoor kid. I’ve moved away from frozen marinara and Mountain Dew, but my vampiric sheen is sparkly as ever. When I’m not snoozin’ in my designer coffin, you can catch me golfing, reading, writing sketch comedy, tinkering with film, riding my bike (The Free Spirit), or strumming my guitar.